XYSKIA

Entaksei, re filos, na poume... prosekse mi grapso kai "m arese" anti gia "m irese" (to mouni tis mannas sou kai katharise to vothro ap' ta pontikia)...

Ap tis agapimenes mou: - Psolovoro - troei psoles kuriolektikos... - Aleksipsoliko - auto pou prostateuei psoles, profanos katapinontas kai kleidonontas tes asfaleis mesa tou... Episis mporeis na to xrisimopoiiseis kai anapoda, oper estin "aleksipsolion" kai einai auto pou se prostateuei apo psoles, anti na prostateuei autes... Tha mporouses na xrisimopoiiseis kai "aleksiflokion" gia tin omprela pou tha kratas otan vrexei psoloxia...

Eixe epikratisei i eksairesi ap' ta xronia tou Papadiamanti kai prin... Opos sto "Aneva", "kateva", "katesfakse" kai tetoia... To 'xeis akousei, akoma kai sti kathareuousa, to "anamene", "anava", "katava"? Sosto einai grammatikos, aplos theoreitai duskolo sti profora ksero go...

O, OXI!!! TO MORO MOU! TO AGGELOUDI MOU!!!

AKOUS, MORI XUSOMPEKROLA, POUTSOGLUFIDA? Meta tis petaksa ta kokkala se mia osteothiki sto kelari sa sakoules me skata kai opoios ta vlepei leo oti einai eksogiinou... Outos I allos anthropina de moiazoun...

Kai tou kano, "Einai black humor epeidi i poutana itan tourkospori, gi' auto..." Alla den prepei na iksere oti "Humor" einai o xumos sta aiolika, ara de katalave to logopaignio...

Gia ti manna sou de xoraei logos... Afou apetuxe to peirama ekopsa fetoules lemoni ta matia tis sto stifti kai o pelatis pou dokimase eipe ithele perissoteri zaxari o xumos...

Den empaina pote se alla topic... Adeiase tis tsepes sou, re psolosigastira, mi travikso tin uperaria dermatini souvla pou xoropidaei sto mpokseraki mou kai se kalamakoso mexri na kseraseis ton dodekadaxtulo sou ap' tis matotrupes...

S'to pe i manna sou oti perasan sta gonidia sou ta prionidia ap' ta kokkala tis pou tis edina anti gia preza? Itan kinitro gamisiou, kata ta alla oute mpourmpouar gia ta patatakia tis den tis edina... Otan se klotsisa gia na kaneis tsoulithra mesa ap' ti koilia tis den isoun sumvatos dotis gia to mosxeuma ipatos pou ithela na doso s ena alvanaki giati fainontan kai ap ekso ta en logo prionidia pou ta sukotia sou adunatousan na metavolisoun...

O tsvantseneka tis pareas... Pairnei psoloxioplasma gia anavolika kai trexei poltopoiimeno mounoskulo stis artiries tis...

Diladi tora olo sou to gennealogiko dentro einai mounouxismeno...

Piga s ola ta ptomata ton suggenon sou, MEXRI KAI TON KEMAL, pira apo ena vevilo kommeno kai sapio kavli kai tis ta petaksa mesa sto feretro gia parea na xei na asxoleitai...

Ich goss ihr Blut ins Feuer meiner Wut.. Miso giati kollaei ap' ta xuskia to kolon (kolantero) tis mannas tou Roronoa... Opote oxi mono me duskoleuoun sto grapsimo ta kommatia alla de mporo kai na ta kremaso apo kana skoini na ta pouliso se tipota guftous gia loukanika...

Sxedon parthena ti vrika... de nomizo na ti gamise allos... I gnomi sas gia to resital mou? Yp opsin to tragoudi leei gia enan Ario uperfasista Satanisti pou skotose to mounoforo dipodo pou xe gia gomena pano sto piano...

Paraksigesai?

- Posa skoulikia xorane s ena psolosakoulo? - Strimokse ti manna sou sti guala tous kai tha deis...

Epeidi akougetai spanios stin prostaktiki? Idio me to "perimeno" einai alla me ton sundesmo "ana" anti tou "peri" to opoio dilonei astatheia pros ena kentriko simeio...

Oxi autos den to epaize amesa gomena... Itan kai platinum member kai ta daxtula tou eixan vgalei memvranes ap' ta xuskia (an thes kapoio xaraktiristiko)... Parempiptontos, gomena, ek tou evraikou "Goyim", itoi "Zoon pros sarkikin ekmetalleusin"...

Na prostheso kai psolo-jack-in-the-box... Ekeina ta koutia pou petagetai o clown apo mesa... Aplos sto kolo tou exei meinei mono i poutsa tou clown giati o upoloipos dialuthike kapou anamesa sta nefra kai ta entera tou otan to ksexase mesa...

Enan xusotsimentomeno psolosumplekti pou egrafe oti einai apo iaponia kai ekane paratiriseis tou stul, "Den mporeis na eksafaniseis ena ptoma an de tou vgaleis to skalp..."

Ekeini i mpouxesopoutana pou anarotiotan giati den grafo oute teleios dimotiki oute teleios kathareuousa kai afine tin varugdoupi xusoksernousa osan muga to aspro tis aksu (na kanei tis psoles polto gia na tis anteksei to peptiko tis sustima) gnomi tou opou eskaga muti, den mounokoproskuliazei pia edo?

Nai... To "perimeno" dilonei topo... As poume les, "Se perimeno sto mpourdelo..." Den mporeis na peis omos "Perimene", etsi, genikos... Einai lathos tis dimotikis...

Anemene... Tha travikso mia malakia giati eklaige to apo pano ksantho uperario 3xrono koritsi kai me kaulose, kai tha grapso kai alla...

I teleutaia mou sunthesi: Δύο κομμένες μπζώλες καὶ δέκα κιλά χύσια λιώνουν καὶ μουχλιάζουνε στὸ ταφί τοῦ Παύλου Φῖσσα Τὸ ξεχειλωμένο το κουφάρι του τὸ τραβᾶνε μὲ τσουγκράνα ἑνῶ σκουλήκια καὶ ταφόσκυλα τοῦ ξεσκίζουνε τὴ μάννα Μέσα ἀπ’ τὰ χύσια τὰ πολλὰ μιὰ ἀρτηρία ξεπροβαίνει τοῦ κρέμεται σκισμένη ἀπ’ τὴ γκαρδιά τὴ γαμημένη Καὶ ἀπὸ αἷμα ἀπ’ τὸ πτῶμα του σταγόνα δὲν ἐχύθη ἀλλὰ ἀπ’ τὸ σάπιο του κωλὶ ψωλόχευμα ἐβλήθη Τὸν τραβήξανε βιαίως ἀπ’ τὴ κρεμάμενη ἀρτηρία νὰ τὸν γαμήσουνε στὸ τάφο τὰ σερνόμενα θηρία Ἀπ’ τὰ σπλάχνα του τὰ βδελυρὰ δημιούργησαν καπότες καὶ ἀπ’ τὸ δέρμα του τὸ ὑγρὸ βγῆκε 'κτόπλασμα γλοιῶδες Μὲ τὰ νεφρά του τὰ ταφόσκυλα μπαίζουν βόλεϊ καὶ τέννις γιά’ δὲν ἔμειναν στὸ πάγο τῆς γκαρδιᾶς του τῆς χυμένης

Ego tous elega na prosexoun me to mouni tis giati mporei na vgei kanena aimodupses troll pou xe thaftei prin dekaeties ekei mesa kai na arxisei na ksematiazei me to poutso tou, alla den m akougane... Mouni - i riza tis lekseos "mounoxizo"... Diladi i leksi "mouni" dilonei tin apousia psolis, oxi tin uparksi thilukou moriou... I uparksi thilukou moriou ekfrazetai os "aidoio", ek tis "aidous" (ntropi)...