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Posted

Incep eu :D

 

Merge bula cu taicas-o pe drum si vede bula un cal si zice bula:

-Uite o vaca!

-Ala ii cal!

Merge mai departe vede bula o vaca:

-Uite un cal!

-Aia ii o vaca!

Vede un bou bula:

-Uite tata un taur!

-Bula,ala ii un bou!

Merg mai departe si vede un taur:

-Uite,un bou!

-Ala ii taur.Stai sa-ti explic,bou nu simte nimic cand trece pe langa vaca,dar tauru simte ceva.

Merg mai departe trec doua fete in fusta mini.Bula:

-Tata ai simtit ceva?

-Nu!

-Esti un bou

Posted

3 prieteni la un bar vorbeau.

unu zi: "eu am mana cea mai mica din lume"

altu: "eu am capu cel macei mic din lume"

ultimu "eu am penisu cel mai mica din lume"

 

se duc astia la guiness word record

si se intorc inapoi la bar

 

primu zice "eu chiar aveam mana cea mai mica din lume"

al doilea"eu chiar aveam capu cel mai mica din lume"

al treilea "cine dracu ii Sido?:@"

Posted

Baciul îşi paşte oile pe culmea muntelui. Se apropie un turist.

- Bună ziua, baciule. Frumoase oi ai.

- Mda, frumoase. Alea albe.

- Da' alea negre?

- Păi... ş'alea negre.

- Dar lapte dau?

- Dau, cum să nu dea. Alea albe.

- Da' alea negre?

- Păi... ş'alea negre.

- Dar miei fac?

- Faaac. Miei mulţi şi sănătoşi. Alea albe.

- Da' alea negre?

- Păi... ş'alea negre.

- Dar ceva lînă scoţi de pe ele?

- Lînă? Dau muuultă lînă. Alea albe.

- Da' alea negre?

- Păi... ş'alea negre.

- Baciule, de ce spui mereu "alea albe"? Ce-au oile albe deosebit?

- Păi... alea albe sînt ale mele.

- Da' alea negre?

- Păi... ş'alea negre.

Posted

Numerele nu mint!!!!!   

 

Cine este modelul tau?? 

Incearca asta fara sa te uiti la raspunsuri: 

1.  alege numarul favorit intre  1 - 9

2.  inmulteste-l cu  3

3.  aduna 3

4.  ce rezulta inmulteste, din nou, cu trei 3 (astept pana iti iei calculatorul)

5.  ar trebui sa ai un numar cu 2 sau 3 cifre

6.  aduna cifrele din numar.

  Da pagina mai jos.........

 

 

Acum uita-te la lista de mai jos ca sa vezi care este MODELUL tau :

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1.      Albert Einstein

 

2.      Nelson Mandela

 

3.      Margaret Thatcher

 

4.      Tom Cruise

 

5.      Bill Gates

 

6.      Gandhi

 

7.      Brad Pitt

 

8.      Adolph Hitler

 

9.      Expansionic

 

10.    George Washington

 

 

Da, stiu....Am acest efect asupra oamenilor...

 

Intr-o zi vei fi si tu ca mine. 

 

Sa nu aspiri la ceva mai putin.

 

PS....

Nu mai  alege numere diferite. 

 

Sunt idolul tau, obisnuieste-te cu ideea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted

Hai sa spunem bancuri cu Chuck Norris.

 

Incep eu..

 

Chuck Norris nu poarta ceas. El decide cat e ceasul.

 

Chuck Norris nu va face niciodata infarct. Inima nu e atat de tampita sa-l atace.

 

Cand merge la culcare, Bau-Bau se uita in dulap si sub pat sa nu fie cumva acolo Chuck Norris.

 

Cand Chuck Norris face flotari, nu se ridica pe el, el impinge pamantul in jos.

 

 

Mai postati si voi.

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