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care vre sa isi schimbe numele cu mine?

 

1)Iţili

2)Biţili

 

"Nu-l ştiţi pe Iţili-Biţili? N-aţi avut şi voi un Iţili-Biţili al vostru? Pentru că, la noi, toată lumea avea un Iţili-Biţili. Ăsta era un fel de Dumnezeu de noapte. De fapt, era singurul Moş Gerilă care venea când voiai tu, nu numai de Crăciun, ca la alţi copii. Tot ce aveai de făcut era să-l chemi. Asta se putea numai la 12 noaptea fix. În plus, mai aveai nevoie şi de o oglinda mare. Textul era simplu: "Iţili-Biţili, hai la luptă! Iţili-Biţili, hai la luptă! Iţili-Biţili, hai la luptă!". Bon. Deci după ce îl invocai, duhul ăsta destul de prost te provoca el la luptă. Şmecheria era ca, până venea Iţili-Biţili din oglindă la tine, tu să apuci să scuipi de trei ori în sân şi, surpriză, Iţili-Biţili era învins! După care ţi se împlinea o dorinţă!" - Almanahul pe '07

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