Jump to content

.  

24 members have voted

  1. 1. Cand ia Nervos permisul?

    • Anu asta
      8
    • Anu viitor
      11
    • Niciodata
      5


Recommended Posts

Posted

Incep eu :D

 

Merge bula cu taicas-o pe drum si vede bula un cal si zice bula:

-Uite o vaca!

-Ala ii cal!

Merge mai departe vede bula o vaca:

-Uite un cal!

-Aia ii o vaca!

Vede un bou bula:

-Uite tata un taur!

-Bula,ala ii un bou!

Merg mai departe si vede un taur:

-Uite,un bou!

-Ala ii taur.Stai sa-ti explic,bou nu simte nimic cand trece pe langa vaca,dar tauru simte ceva.

Merg mai departe trec doua fete in fusta mini.Bula:

-Tata ai simtit ceva?

-Nu!

-Esti un bou

Posted

3 prieteni la un bar vorbeau.

unu zi: "eu am mana cea mai mica din lume"

altu: "eu am capu cel macei mic din lume"

ultimu "eu am penisu cel mai mica din lume"

 

se duc astia la guiness word record

si se intorc inapoi la bar

 

primu zice "eu chiar aveam mana cea mai mica din lume"

al doilea"eu chiar aveam capu cel mai mica din lume"

al treilea "cine dracu ii Sido?:@"

Posted

Baciul îşi paşte oile pe culmea muntelui. Se apropie un turist.

- Bună ziua, baciule. Frumoase oi ai.

- Mda, frumoase. Alea albe.

- Da' alea negre?

- Păi... ş'alea negre.

- Dar lapte dau?

- Dau, cum să nu dea. Alea albe.

- Da' alea negre?

- Păi... ş'alea negre.

- Dar miei fac?

- Faaac. Miei mulţi şi sănătoşi. Alea albe.

- Da' alea negre?

- Păi... ş'alea negre.

- Dar ceva lînă scoţi de pe ele?

- Lînă? Dau muuultă lînă. Alea albe.

- Da' alea negre?

- Păi... ş'alea negre.

- Baciule, de ce spui mereu "alea albe"? Ce-au oile albe deosebit?

- Păi... alea albe sînt ale mele.

- Da' alea negre?

- Păi... ş'alea negre.

Posted

Numerele nu mint!!!!!   

 

Cine este modelul tau?? 

Incearca asta fara sa te uiti la raspunsuri: 

1.  alege numarul favorit intre  1 - 9

2.  inmulteste-l cu  3

3.  aduna 3

4.  ce rezulta inmulteste, din nou, cu trei 3 (astept pana iti iei calculatorul)

5.  ar trebui sa ai un numar cu 2 sau 3 cifre

6.  aduna cifrele din numar.

  Da pagina mai jos.........

 

 

Acum uita-te la lista de mai jos ca sa vezi care este MODELUL tau :

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1.      Albert Einstein

 

2.      Nelson Mandela

 

3.      Margaret Thatcher

 

4.      Tom Cruise

 

5.      Bill Gates

 

6.      Gandhi

 

7.      Brad Pitt

 

8.      Adolph Hitler

 

9.      Expansionic

 

10.    George Washington

 

 

Da, stiu....Am acest efect asupra oamenilor...

 

Intr-o zi vei fi si tu ca mine. 

 

Sa nu aspiri la ceva mai putin.

 

PS....

Nu mai  alege numere diferite. 

 

Sunt idolul tau, obisnuieste-te cu ideea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted

Hai sa spunem bancuri cu Chuck Norris.

 

Incep eu..

 

Chuck Norris nu poarta ceas. El decide cat e ceasul.

 

Chuck Norris nu va face niciodata infarct. Inima nu e atat de tampita sa-l atace.

 

Cand merge la culcare, Bau-Bau se uita in dulap si sub pat sa nu fie cumva acolo Chuck Norris.

 

Cand Chuck Norris face flotari, nu se ridica pe el, el impinge pamantul in jos.

 

 

Mai postati si voi.

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.



  • Posts

    • SocNet is now on Medium! Check out our new article showcasing the full potential of our store and SMM Panel! Article: Click   🚀 Promo code: MEDIUM5 (5% Discount)   ➡️ Online Store: Click ✅ ➡️ Telegram Bot: Click ✅ ➡️ SMM Panel: Click ✅   Regular customers receive additional discounts and promo codes!   Support: ➡️ Telegram: https://t.me/solomon_bog ✅ ➡️ Discord: https://discord.gg/y9AStFFsrh ✅ ➡️ WhatsApp: https://wa.me/79051904467 ✅ ➡️ Email: solomonbog@socnet.store ✅   ➡️ Telegram Channel: https://t.me/accsforyou_shop ✅   You can also contact us for: — Wholesale inquiries — Partnership opportunities (Current partners: https://socnet.bgng.io/partners )  — Becoming a supplier   SocNet — your store for digital goods and premium subscriptions ✅
    • SocNet is now on Medium! Check out our new article showcasing the full potential of our store and SMM Panel! Article: Click Promo code: MEDIUM5 (5% Discount) Online Store: Click Telegram Bot: Click SMM Panel: Click Regular customers receive additional discounts and promo codes! Support: Telegram: https://t.me/solomon_bog Discord: https://discord.gg/y9AStFFsrh WhatsApp: https://wa.me/79051904467 Email: solomonbog@socnet.store  Telegram Channel: https://t.me/accsforyou_shop You can also contact us for: — Wholesale inquiries — Partnership opportunities (Current partners: https://socnet.bgng.io/partners ) — Becoming a supplier SocNet — your store for digital goods and premium subscriptions  Want to expand your business network or promote services through the largest B2B platform? LinkedIn accounts are your tool for marketing, recruiting, and outreach automation. Perfect for SMM, hiring, lead generation, and business scaling. ➡ Ready-made accounts — fast, convenient, no hassle. Promo code: LINKEDIN5 (5% discount) Payment: Bank cards · Cryptocurrency · Other popular methods How to buy: ➡ Online Store: Click ➡ Telegram Bot: Click Other services: ➡ SMM Panel: Click Product range: ➡ LINKEDIN.COM ACCOUNTS | EMAIL INCLUDED @OUTLOOK.COM / @HOTMAIL.COM / @FIRSTMAIL.COM, MALE OR FEMALE, PARTIALLY FILLED PROFILES, REGISTERED FROM USA IP | Price from: $2.5 ➡ LINKEDIN.COM ACCOUNTS | EMAIL INCLUDED @OUTLOOK.COM / @HOTMAIL.COM / @FIRSTMAIL.COM, MALE OR FEMALE, PARTIALLY FILLED PROFILES, REGISTERED FROM EUROPE IP | Price from: $2.5 ➡ LINKEDIN.COM ACCOUNTS | EMAIL INCLUDED @OUTLOOK.COM / @HOTMAIL.COM / @FIRSTMAIL.COM, MALE OR FEMALE, PARTIALLY FILLED PROFILES, REGISTERED FROM MIX IP | Price from: $2.5 ➡ LinkedIn Old Brute Account with Real Connections (0 connections) | Mix Geo | Filled Profile | Registered on real device | Price from: $10 ➡ LinkedIn Premium Brute Account (Premium) with active 1-month Premium subscription | Geo: MIX | Registered on real device | Full account access | Price from: $20 ➡ LinkedIn Old Brute Account with Real Connections (50 connections) | Mix Geo | Filled Profile | Registered on real device | Price from: $20 ➡ LinkedIn Old Brute Account with Real Connections (100+ connections) | Mix Geo | Filled Profile | Registered on real device | Price from: $39 ➡ LinkedIn Old Brute Account with Real Connections (500+ connections) | Mix Geo | Filled Profile | Registered on real device | Price from: $69 ➡ LinkedIn Verified Brute Account with verified documents | Geo: MIX | Registered on real device | Full account access | Price from: $89 Loyal customers — additional discounts and promo codes! Support: ➡ Telegram: https://t.me/solomon_bog ➡ Discord: https://discord.gg/y9AStFFsrh ➡ WhatsApp: https://wa.me/79051904467 ➡ Email: solomonbog@socnet.store ➡ Telegram Channel: https://t.me/accsforyou_shop Also via these contacts you can: — Consult about wholesale purchases — Set up a partnership (current partners: https://socnet.bgng.io/partners ) — Become our supplier SocNet — Digital Goods and Premium Subscriptions Store
    • SocNet is now on Medium! Check out our new article showcasing the full potential of our store and SMM Panel! Article: Click Promo code: MEDIUM5 (5% Discount) Online Store: Click Telegram Bot: Click SMM Panel: Click Regular customers receive additional discounts and promo codes! Support: Telegram: https://t.me/solomon_bog Discord: https://discord.gg/y9AStFFsrh WhatsApp: https://wa.me/79051904467 Email: solomonbog@socnet.store  Telegram Channel: https://t.me/accsforyou_shop You can also contact us for: — Wholesale inquiries — Partnership opportunities (Current partners: https://socnet.bgng.io/partners ) — Becoming a supplier SocNet — your store for digital goods and premium subscriptions  Want to expand your business network or promote services through the largest B2B platform? LinkedIn accounts are your tool for marketing, recruiting, and outreach automation. Perfect for SMM, hiring, lead generation, and business scaling. ➡ Ready-made accounts — fast, convenient, no hassle. Promo code: LINKEDIN5 (5% discount) Payment: Bank cards · Cryptocurrency · Other popular methods How to buy: ➡ Online Store: Click ➡ Telegram Bot: Click Other services: ➡ SMM Panel: Click Product range: ➡ LINKEDIN.COM ACCOUNTS | EMAIL INCLUDED @OUTLOOK.COM / @HOTMAIL.COM / @FIRSTMAIL.COM, MALE OR FEMALE, PARTIALLY FILLED PROFILES, REGISTERED FROM USA IP | Price from: $2.5 ➡ LINKEDIN.COM ACCOUNTS | EMAIL INCLUDED @OUTLOOK.COM / @HOTMAIL.COM / @FIRSTMAIL.COM, MALE OR FEMALE, PARTIALLY FILLED PROFILES, REGISTERED FROM EUROPE IP | Price from: $2.5 ➡ LINKEDIN.COM ACCOUNTS | EMAIL INCLUDED @OUTLOOK.COM / @HOTMAIL.COM / @FIRSTMAIL.COM, MALE OR FEMALE, PARTIALLY FILLED PROFILES, REGISTERED FROM MIX IP | Price from: $2.5 ➡ LinkedIn Old Brute Account with Real Connections (0 connections) | Mix Geo | Filled Profile | Registered on real device | Price from: $10 ➡ LinkedIn Premium Brute Account (Premium) with active 1-month Premium subscription | Geo: MIX | Registered on real device | Full account access | Price from: $20 ➡ LinkedIn Old Brute Account with Real Connections (50 connections) | Mix Geo | Filled Profile | Registered on real device | Price from: $20 ➡ LinkedIn Old Brute Account with Real Connections (100+ connections) | Mix Geo | Filled Profile | Registered on real device | Price from: $39 ➡ LinkedIn Old Brute Account with Real Connections (500+ connections) | Mix Geo | Filled Profile | Registered on real device | Price from: $69 ➡ LinkedIn Verified Brute Account with verified documents | Geo: MIX | Registered on real device | Full account access | Price from: $89 Loyal customers — additional discounts and promo codes! Support: ➡ Telegram: https://t.me/solomon_bog ➡ Discord: https://discord.gg/y9AStFFsrh ➡ WhatsApp: https://wa.me/79051904467 ➡ Email: solomonbog@socnet.store ➡ Telegram Channel: https://t.me/accsforyou_shop Also via these contacts you can: — Consult about wholesale purchases — Set up a partnership (current partners: https://socnet.bgng.io/partners ) — Become our supplier SocNet — Digital Goods and Premium Subscriptions Store
    • Buying & Selling Torn City Cash
  • Topics

×
×
  • Create New...

AdBlock Extension Detected!

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our members.

Please disable AdBlock browser extension first, to be able to use our community.

I've Disabled AdBlock