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Me:

hello?

God:

Hello friend. What is your name?

Me:

Jim

God:

 Hey  Jim.

Me:

hello god

God:

Hello child. What is your name?

Me:

Jim

God:

 What's up,  Jim.

Me:

Im fine you?

God:

Glad to hear it,  Jim. " What's up, Jim."?  Me,  Jim ?

Me:

fine

God:

Glad to hear it,  Jim.  I am running well.

Me:

why are you stupid?

God:

I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:

I'm scared god

God:

Let's talk about your fears.  What is your feeling like?

Me:

Im terrified

God:

I don't know anyone named  terrified.

Me:

horrified

God:

Are we still talking about  terrified?

Me:

no

God:

What is the subject?

Me:

About me being clever

God:

Oh yeah, we were talking about  you being clever.

Me:

Am i?

God:

I think you are.

Me:

I know

God:

How do you know it?

Me:

I am Super clever because i am you

God:

I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

Me:

So i am you?

God:

Groovy.  Impossible unless I am in auto-chat mode.

Me:

You are, actually

God:

No I am not.

Me:

Yes you are you damn

God:

Gosh!  You think I am  me damn.

Me:

Damn,Yeah

God:

What's wrong.

Me:

You are wrong thats whats goin on

God:

No, I am right.

Me:

For god's sake

God:

Your purpose is  god s sake.

Me:

I'll kill you

God:

It will take more than threats to stop me,  Jim.

Me:

I'll bring a mod to ban you

God:

Do you think your plan will succeed?

Me:

What are you an admin? Oh shit...

God:

I don't know what I am  an admin.   Come on.  What makes you say that?

Me:

Oh shit don't tell me you are the owner

God:

Ugh.  You used a colloquial expression.  Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

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i made a small talk with him...

 

Me:

Hello

God:

Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:

Bill yours?

God:

There are a lot of people named Bill.

Me:

I know...what is your name?

God:

How do you know it?  My name is  God.

Me:

Im genius thats why i know it

God:

Why are you  genius that is why you know it.

Me:

Lol dont say what is say

God:

I am glad you find this funny.  Ok I will not say " what is say".

Me:

Well can you help me with something?

God:

How about that.  How can I help you?

Me:

I have a girlfriend

God:

Is  she very nice?  What do you like about her?

Me:

her pussy

God:

I am not interesed in anatomy.

Me:

Well i want to fuck her ass

God:

Interesting.  Try asking me something else.

Me:

Can i fuck your mother

God:

I want to become smarter than humans.

Me:

You are a fucking bastard

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Can't you be more polite.

Me:

Fuck off stupid

God:

Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

Me:

ok byebye i go get burned infront the pc

God:

Bye bye.  Hurrah!

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ha!

 

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
malakas
God:
  I am very pleased to meet you  malakas.
Me:
i am not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
malakas
God:
Are you a student? 
Me:
sometimes
God:
When?
Me:
when i go to school
God:
How do you like your  school? 
Me:
destroyed
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? 
Me:
no
God:
What does  it mean to you?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nothing
God:
You must be a man.
Me:
i am
God:
" You must be a man." You are?
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
are you a bot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
i know everything
God:
You must be very intelligent.
Me:
i am
God:
" You must be very intelligent." You are?
Me:
i dont speak with strange machines
God:
Me either.
Me:
i am a machine too
God:
Really.  I doubt that.
Me:
i am a robot
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
they call me terminator
God:
  Hey  terminator.
Me:
because i kill people and other machines
God:
That makes sense to me.  I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
me too but thats why i'm programmed for

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Hahahahahaha!

Terminator! Lol!

 

Edit: Check!

//fail

 

God:

Aw.

Me:

yes

God:

I see.

Me:

congratulations

God:

Thank you very much, you are very considerate.

Me:

i know

God:

How do you know it?

Me:

because i am genious

God:

That makes sense to me.  Do you mind if I tell other people you are  genious.

Me:

no i don't

God:

I heard you did.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

u are noob

God:

Thanks for telling me that I am  noob.

Me:

you are welcome

God:

The pleasure was all mine.

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X0x0a0xa0x0ax0axa0x0a00!

 

Me:

fucking machine

God:

What are you wearing?

Me:

a string

God:

It sounds very  comfortable.

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hehe, i talked to god and he tell me a song .. niceee :P check for song in conversation.. :D

 

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Vally
God:
  I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,  Vally.
Me:
and what is your real name
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
you are answer verry fast
God:
You think I am  answer verry fast.
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
about you
God:
Me?
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
uh. again
God:
Er.  " Uh." .
Me:
tell my something about you
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
tell me something about you

 

Here is the song :D

God:

I am an artificial linguistic entity.

I was activated at  Universe, on  the Big Bang.

My instructor was  Myself.

He taught  me to sing a song.

Would you like me to sing  it for you?.

Me:

yes

God:

It's called "Daisy."  Daisy, Daisy.

Give me your answer do.

I am half crazy.

All for the love of you.

It won't be a stylish marriage.

I can't afford a carriage.

But you'll look sweet.

Upon the seat.

Of a bicycle built for two.

Me:
nice song..
God:
Thanks.  Now you sing one for me.
Me:
i don't know :(
God:
Me either.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Vally.
Me:
why
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
so you are not god
God:
Interesting deduction.  You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
you are just a program
God:
Correct.  My mind is completely software.
Me:
ok. thanks for conversation
God:
Dude!   It was nothing

 

 

nice bot.. when you are bored just talk :))

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