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[Guide]How to be a n00b


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1.Register on www.Beyond.lt server forum and post something in flaming section as you were better than they all

2.Stand near some kind of shop begging for money

3.Type /vendor and put some SSD for sale. set price 800000 adena and on message write "AFK plz rec if u love me"

4.Create a prp and level it up until u get root. Go somewhere and look for a guy with IC set and try to root him.

5. Create a DESTR and get 30% of hp and try to get frenzy and guts at the same time. If you can't put it under bugs section.

6.Create a lvl up and go to oly. Get Ur 1st class summon and send him to attack. After it's dead summon another one.

7.Get Heavy for nuker and go solo in high lvl area

8.Create a heal and get him a weapon SA empower

9.Go to Goddard and shout "Ur momma's fat" or "I did ur momma last nite" or "I just wet my self" or " YAY gay secks!!!"

10. go near Auctioneer and start shouting "I would like to place a big for one night in a sack with myself!!!"

11.Go play WOw

12. Go play WOW and create a female dward

13.go play RUNESCAPE!!!

14. Don't play Soldat(Google for it)

15.When creating a new char add "xXx" before and after the nick

16.Create a char that's nick has "ownage" "leet" "pro" "kill" "Paris Hilton" in it

17.Read n00b guides in some kind of hacking forum

18.Vote for Obama

19.level up til lvl 30 on elpys/ ketirs

20.DONATE

 

And theese are only few of the ways to be a n00b. for more ideas you can search this forum for "amazing enchant guide"

or check out the "pro guide" or simply Google for. oh and yeah.. i forgot

21. Use any other search system than google.

22. Google FTW!!

 

So yeah. That's it

 

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