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Δύο φίλες είχαν πάει σε μια καφετέρια

για να μιλήσουν. Ξαφνικά λέει η μία

στην άλλη:

- Άκουσε τι έγινε χτες το βράδυ.

Γύρισε ο Γιάννης μου από την δουλειά

του κατακουρασμένος και του λέω: "Γιάννη, πήγαινε να κάνεις μπάνιο και

μόλις βγεις σου έχω μια έκπληξη!"

Βγαίνει που λες από το μπάνιο, του

τραβάω την πετσέτα, του τα πιάνω και

του λέω: "Γιάννη μου γιατί σου είναι

κρύα; Έλα να στα ζεστάνω εγώ!" Και μετά στο σπίτι έγινε κόλαση!

Λέει τότε κι η φίλη της:

- Αφού είναι εγγυημένο θα το κάνω

και εγώ!

Ξανασυναντιούνται την επόμενη μέρα

και βλέπει την φίλη της με μαυρισμένο το μάτι και μες στις μελανιές και την

ρωτάει:

- Τι έγινε μωρή και είσαι έτσι; Δεν

έκανες ότι σου είπα;

Της απαντάει και η άλλη:

- Πως! Γύρισε ο Κώστας μου απο την δουλειά κατακουρασμένος και του

είπα: "Τι έχεις Κώστα μου και είσαι

έτσι; Πήγαινε και κάνε ένα μπάνιο και

μετά σου έχω μια έκπληξη!" Βγαίνει

απο το μπάνιο, του τραβάω την

πετσέτα και του λέω: "Γιατί Κώστα μου, σου είναι ζεστά; Του Γιάννη ήταν

κρύα!"

Posted

Καθε νυχτα που περναει κ δεν εισαι εδω

κλεινομαι στον εαυτο μου γιατι σ'αγαπω

καθε νυχτα που μου λειπεις νιωθω ενα κενο

νιωθω τη καρδια να σπαει κοβεται στα δυο...

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