Okay, i tried to translate this from romanian, lets see what you get..
The Month in wich i get borned:
1.i shooted
2.i ate
3.i hit
4.i sang
5.i fell in love with
6.i killed
7.i gave my number to
8.i made him/her striptease
9.i drowned
10.i suported
11.i kissed
12.i made sex
the day:
1. a beggar
2. your housekeeper
3. one banana
4. a fork
5. a monkey
6. a gangster
7. a ninja
8. a ipod
9. my friend
10. a goat
11. my dog
12. my dad
13. pc
14. physics teacher
15. my neighbor
16. i
17. a juice
18. a lama
19. a pickle
20. stuffed animal
21. permanent marker
22. a cop
23. candy package
24. baseball bat
25. my psychotherapist
26. my socks
27. a trib member
28. a fotbal player
29. a dvd player
30. my cellphone
31. a paperclip
blouse or what the heck you wear, shirt, t-shirt etc
white - because i was doped
black because i was drunk
pink - because i'm gay
red - because the voices from my head said
blue - because i cant control myself
mauve - because i hate myself
gray - because that's what i do
yellow - because someone offered me 1.000.000 euros
orange - because i hate my familiy
other - because i'm sexy and i know what i want
What i got: I gave my number to a permanent maker because i can't control myself ;D
lets see waht you get :D