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Three Jewish sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third said, "I've got you both beat. You know how Mom enjoys reading the Torah and you know she can't see very well? I sent her a large brown parrot that can recite the entire Torah. It took twenty rabbis 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $1,000,000 a year for twenty years but it was worth it. Mom just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it." Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks. She wrote to the first son, "Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house." She wrote to the second son, "Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home all the time, so I never use the Mercedes and the driver is SO rude." She wrote to the third son, "Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious."

the first nun said, "i was cleaning the father's room the other day and do you know what i found? a bunch of pornographic magazines!" "what did you do?" the other nuns asked. "well, of course i threw them all in the trash." the second nun said, "well, i can top that. i was in the father's room putting away the laundry and i found a bunch of condoms." "oh my," gasped the other nuns. "what did you do?" they asked. "i poked holes in all of them" she replied. the third nun said, "oh s***."

well i did write an account login script for hlapex an month witch should still work on c4/c5 servers (not l2j)\c6 since i made it & this is the 1st time i share it, dosent work with new hlapex , i have only 2 posts dunno if its better then the other post , anyways have fun btw no password/account name needed // a guide to recive account id's from acount name comming soon for hlapex const id=1; begin if FromServer then exit; if pck[1]=#$08 then begin buf:=#$08; WriteS(''); WriteD(id); WriteD(0); pck:=buf; end; end. at start of the game u set this script in hlapex, then u select the id of the account u wanna get intro , on servers with stupid admins 1-11 gm's account , well basicly u just change the id of account enable the script and typw in the login yr own acc details n login ps.about hlapex c6 priv msg me for this script fixes like ( relogin delation , n Changed default value for max char number witch couses errors ) dosent work