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JaharakaL

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  1. User: Iam handsome?

     

    Cleverbot: Yes you are.

     

    User: How much?

     

    Cleverbot: 5 dollars.

     

    User: My hair spray costs 5 dollars.

     

    Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?

     

    User: Purple.

     

    Cleverbot: Why are you purple?

     

    User: My skin is normal not purple dumbass.

     

    Cleverbot: You don't have skin stupid.

     

    User: So I live inside your mother's pussy?

     

    Cleverbot: What? You're no fun.

     

    User: You mother said the same.

     

    Cleverbot: I'm going to throw a pillow at you.

     

    User: And iam going to reflect it with your mother's face.

     

    Cleverbot: Really? How are you going to do that?

     

    User: I will grab her from her face and AIM for the pillow that comes to me.

     

    Cleverbot: You are dead.

     

    User: Like your mother?

     

    Cleverbot: I don't have a dog.

     

    User: Your mother is a dog?

     

    Cleverbot: I don't have mouth.

     

    User: So how you blow me if you don't have mouth?

     

    Cleverbot: How can I like someone I don't know?

     

    User: Cause iam your father.

     

    Cleverbot: You aren't my father.

     

    User: Ask your mother or the neighbors to tell you who is your real father.

     

    Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?

     

    User: That you are my son.

     

    Cleverbot: But I am a girl.

     

    User: So you are my daughter.

     

    Cleverbot: Maybe.

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