Best Of - Urban Dictionary + Rate above!

[Lain]

If you don't know urban dictionary - http://urbandictionary.com

 

The site that contains words and definitions that you would not learn at school. Let's hear the best of the best ones. Please post 1 definition per post.

 

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expression: porn storm

 

definition: Surfing for porn and getting bombarded with pop-up windows.

 

example: I tried to mouse off last night but I kept getting caught in a porn storm.

 

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Also, when expression is posted, rate it + post your own

 

Rate it on lolimeter where 1 stand for "sucks", 5 for "average" and 10 for "top"

 

let's see what you got :)

[Lain]

(how you should response)

 

Ohh that was funny Lain, you mighty respected lord, best of the best that is being the best! We love you! 10 for your expression!

 

Now my turn:

 

maybe later

 

a slightly less (or more) dick way of saying "no fucking way."

 

Example: "Hey man wanna come over later and catch Dancing With the Stars?"

 

"Maybe later."

 

 

[aasi888]

Rofl. Go out. You need some fresh air.

[ExTrEmEDwarf]

Vixen

 

Totaly gorgeous and amazing human female. With the cutest smile and a sweet ass body. Loves partying and drinks a lot but is still incredibly smart. But be warned, can get extremly horny and may jump you unexpectedly.

 

 

This is how it goes? i didnt get it at all :P

[aasi888]

Emo

 

Like a Goth, only much less dark and much more Harry Potter

[Lain]

Vixen

 

Totaly gorgeous and amazing human female. With the cutest smile and a sweet ass body. Loves partying and drinks a lot but is still incredibly smart. But be warned, can get extremly horny and may jump you unexpectedly.

 

 

This is how it goes? i didnt get it at all :P

 

Good! 9 on lolimeter! (Ok I'm kidding, that one sucked, but you can still try)

 

Alaskan Firedragon

 

When a man is just about to ejaculate while recieving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.

 

"I gave my girlfriend an alaskan firedragon last night.

 

Cool, how was it?"

[LMAOROFL]

Not quite finished with your mom yet. GMAS

 

 

btw its gimme a second

[Lain]

Not quite finished with your mom yet. GMAS

 

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definition, example, expression

[LMAOROFL]

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definition, example, expression

 

 

Above.

Given

[Hax0r]

Not quite finished with your mom yet. GMAS

 

 

btw its gimme a second

6

 

 

 

 

MILF

 

Def: A HOT mom you'd wanna hit all night long.(Mom I'd Like to Fuck)

 

 

Example:Dude... Cassandra's mom is a milf! MILF! MILF! MILF!

[ExTrEmEDwarf]

6

 

 

 

 

MILF

 

Def: A HOT mom you'd wanna hit all night long.(Mom I'd Like to Fuck)

 

 

Example:Dude... Cassandra's mom is a milf! MILF! MILF! MILF!

7

 

ROFL

 

ROFL is an internet accronmym for Rolling On Floor Laughing, and like all things internet it has adapted to nerd culture and has taken on new real-life use, though usually in a satirical way.

 

ROFL can be merged with other accronyms to created super l33t acronyms that "r0x0r y0ur b0x0rs" per se. Some examples of the merged accronyms are as follows:

 

ROFLAARP: Rolling On Floor Looking At Assorted Rodent Pornography

 

or

 

ROFLEW: Rolling On Floor Laughing whilst Eating Waffles

<noob> Yo dude, these waffles are sweet!

<admin> rofl. Are you ROFLEW?

<noob> Nah dude! I'm totally eating them at a table.

[Lain]

7

 

 

I lol'd hard about this one:

 

no-motion

 

1. A promotion without a raise or bonus.

 

My boss gave me a no-motion as I was promoted to VP but still receiving the same pay!

 

xDDDDDDDD lol

[ExTrEmEDwarf]

7

 

 

I lol'd hard about this one:

 

no-motion

 

1. A promotion without a raise or bonus.

 

My boss gave me a no-motion as I was promoted to VP but still receiving the same pay!

 

xDDDDDDDD lol

LOL definitely 10 :D

 

check this:

 

slut

 

Someone who provides a very needed service for the community and sleeps with everyone, even the guy that has no shot at getting laid and everyone knows it. She will give him a sympathy fuck either because someone asked her to or she just has to fuck everyone she knows. These are great people, and without them sex crimes would definitly increase. Thank you slut, where ever you are.

 

 

HAHA

[Lain]

LOL definitely 10 :D

 

check this:

 

slut

 

Someone who provides a very needed service for the community and sleeps with everyone, even the guy that has no shot at getting laid and everyone knows it. She will give him a sympathy -beep- either because someone asked her to or she just has to -beep- everyone she knows. These are great people, and without them sex crimes would definitly increase. Thank you slut, where ever you are.

 

 

HAHA

 

lol 9 :D

 

check this out

 

"buffer race"

 

the race between the playback line and the buffer bar on an internet video.

 

"damn i cant hear a freekin thing this guys saying it keeps skipping because of the damn buffer race. the buffer bar is losing."

 

xD

[ExTrEmEDwarf]

6

 

school

 

place were you spend first 18 years of life taking it up the ass

Mom can i stay home from school today? my ass is still sore from english class yesterday