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1)Αφου το κολυμπι αδυνατιζει τι λα8ος κανουν οι φαλενες?

2)αν η λογκο κολαει παντου γιατι δν κολαει στο σολιναριο?

3)γιατι η λεξη μονοσυλαβη ειναι 5σηλαβι?

4)ποσο γρηγορα απλονετε το σκωταδι?

5)που κατουρανε οι περιπτεραδες?

6)τα κινεζικα αρκουδακια "Panda" στα αγγληκα λεγοντε "Allways?"

7)γιατι τις λεμε βομβες ατομικες αφου σκωτονουν πολλους?

8 )πως 8α ηταν οι καρεκλες αν τα γονατα μας λυγιζαν αναποδα?

9)Τα μηχανιματα "ATM" γιορταζουν της αναληψεως?

10)γιατι δν υπαρχει γατοτροφη με γευση ποντικι?

11)γιατι τα αεροπλανα εχουν σοσιβια αντι για αλεξιπτοτα

12)αφου τα λαγοποδαρα φερνουν τυχη γιατι οι λαγοι καταληγουν για στιφαδο?

13)αφου το μαυρο κουτι απο το αεροπλανο κατα την σιγκρουση δν πα8αινει τιποτα γιατι δν κανουνε ενα ολοκλιρο αεροπλανο απο μαυρο κουτι?

14)η "Εγηνα" στα αγγλικα λεγετε "I became?"

15)γιατι τρεχουν οι μυτες και τα ποδια μυριζουν..

16)τη 8εραπεβει η ηλιο8εραπια?

17)στην σκουλικομυρμιγκοτριπα μενουν σκουλικια η μυρμιγκια?

18)οι αρχαιοι ελληνες ειχαν αρχαιουσ ελληνες?

19)ο Ten/Ten δν 8α επρεπε να λεγετε Tweenty?

20)γιατι ενα βενζιναδικο που ειναι 24 ωρες ανοιχτο εχει κλυδαργια στην πορτα?

21)τη ξεχνουσε η αφιριμενη τεχνη?

22) γιατι ι πετσετα που χρησιμοποιουμε μετα το μπανιο χρειαζετε πλυσιμο αφου οταν τιν χρησιμοποιουμε ειμαστε καθαροι?

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aaa dn pate ka8olou kala edw mesa....Kai sas exw pei na mn kapnizetai oti sas deinoun 8a sas kanei kako..Anyway aaa gia to 20 exw apantisi...Pes pws pe8ane aftos pou exei to venzinadiko ti 8a kanoun?? 8a to afisoun anoixto??Prepei na exoun mia kleidaria kavatza :P

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XAXAXAXA Eleos, Polli gamata axaxa!

 

1)Αφου το κολυμπι αδυνατιζει τι λα8ος κανουν οι φαλενες?

 

Pwned axxaxax

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Guyz ...

 

To Vaptisma to leme Vaptisia ..... To Gamo ??? .... (G***sia) ??? xD

Kala egrapses istoria :P

 

XAXA Odos egrapse afto! akous ekei Gam***a axax

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kai dn einai mono afto exw akousei kai alla koufa opws

 

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Γιατί ο θεός έφτιαξε τις ξανθιές;

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Για πλάκα. ...

 

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Πώς αλλιώς λέγεται το Διδυμότειχο;

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Διπλοντούβαρο..

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