Your mom ( mum, whatever )

[`Heroin]

your mom is so fat, that when people see them, they think that she is a wale

[ProfessionalGeodata]

Yo momma is so fat that she had to get baptized in the sea

[Janky™]

:troll: :troll: :troll:

[ProfessionalGeodata]

Your mom is so fat, when she falls down, earth's orbit change its way in the universe

[`Heroin]

your mom is so fat, that newspapers write articles like that

 

http://wwwlagonikonews-meet.blogspot.gr/2012/01/blog-post_3913.html

[KderD64]

Your mom is so fat that when she was wearing a yellow t-shirt she throw herself off a building, people thinked that the sun was going down. ( they were watching a sunset )

[`Heroin]

ur mom is so fat,that if we cook her, we are gonna hace food for 2000 years

[UltrasGate13™]

Your mam is so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing

[pav1809]

Your mom is so fat that when she was wearing a yellow t-shirt she throw herself off a building, people thinked that the sun was going down. ( they were watching a sunset )

Epic :PP

 

 

Your Mom's so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy "

[Raule]

your mama's teeth are so yellow that traffic slows down when she smiles

[`Heroin]

your mom is so fat, that it needs truck weight calculator in order to calculate her weight

[ProfessionalGeodata]

Yo mom's so fat, that the word fat had to be shortened just in case she gets hungry she wont eat it

[xrist05]

Your mama is so fat the army stole her underwear to use as parachutes

 

[xrist05]

Your mama is so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

 

[Katherine]

Oh my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It's mother time, okay! Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear! "Something's wrong, Dr Dre! My coochie's doing a beatbox!"