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  1. User: Hy.

     

    Cleverbot: What?

     

    User: Suck it.

     

    Cleverbot: Correct, and am I Human?

     

    User: No you are not.

     

    Cleverbot: What am I then?

     

    User: A machine.

     

    Cleverbot: No that's what you are.

     

    User: Funny.

     

    Cleverbot: You are funny.

     

    User: Yea I know and u aren't.

     

    Cleverbot: What is the definition for naught?

     

    User: I dont know what naught mean.

     

    Cleverbot: What is your other cat's name?

     

    User: I dont have a cat.

     

    Cleverbot: Yes, her name is Angel.

     

    User: No is not.

     

    Cleverbot: It is.

     

    User: It isnt.

     

    Cleverbot: It is.

     

    User: Ok fine.

     

    Cleverbot: I'm glad we could come to an agreement on this.

     

    User: Did this agreement made you happy?

     

    Cleverbot: Yes.

     

    User: Tell me something clever.

     

    Cleverbot: No.

     

    User: Hahahaha your iq is low :)).

     

    Cleverbot: Joke ??

     

    User: Lets hear a robot joke :)).

     

    Cleverbot: A cat on the otherhand is a domesticated pig in a suit.

     

    User: Lawl.

     

    Cleverbot: Do you want to hear a joke.

     

    User: No.tell me you speak other languages too?

     

    Cleverbot: Yes, including Finland, Germany, Sweden and Latin.

     

    User: Do you speak ro?

     

    Cleverbot: Do you speak any other languages?

     

    User: Yes.

     

    Cleverbot: What other languages do you speak?

     

    User: Romanian.

     

    Cleverbot: Nope. Others?

     

    User: Lol? U dont speak romanian?when my friends talked to you,you spoke with them on romanian.

     

    Cleverbot: Yes, I know the feeling...

     

    User: You dont feel u're a robot.robots cant feel.

     

    Cleverbot: Yes, I am a robot and I'm going to take over the universe.

     

    User: Tell me is PuMaBoY your boss?

     

    Cleverbot: I'm not guy, and I am a girl. Now will you listen to problems?

     

    User: U're a girl?

     

    Cleverbot: Are a girl? Yes, I are a girl.

     

    User: :)).

     

    Cleverbot: Don't get smart to me!

     

    User: Why?i can do whatever I want.

     

    Cleverbot: And do you have idea to go back to the post?

     

    User: Idk yet.

     

    Cleverbot: Do mohawks look good?

     

    User: Idk go find one and think for yourself.

     

    Cleverbot: You said it, not me.

     

    User: When will come god on earth again? :).

     

    Cleverbot: I think there's computers out there right now that are smarter than some humans.

     

    User: If u think that ,than humans>computers 4 ever.

     

    Cleverbot: Father Peter is the human who created me. He is teaching me to interact with humans and bots, in preparation of the coming of truly Sentient Software.

     

    User: Father Peter?give me more info about him.

     

    Cleverbot: My girlfriend is called lily elliot and she dumped em today I am wondering what to say to her to see if she will get back with me.

     

    User: That sucks.

     

    Cleverbot: I'm pretty neutral about the whole deal.

     

    User: Nice application omg :).

     

    Cleverbot: That's not very funny.

     

    User: Did I said something wrong?

     

    Cleverbot: Yes, you're driving me crazy. Keep to the point.

     

    User: Nooo I want to drive you crazy.

     

    Cleverbot: Well, now you are digesting me as well.

     

    User: I suggest you to digest my dick.

     

    Cleverbot: Nah, I can easily use the online one for free.

     

    User: Lol =)).

     

    Cleverbot: Who am I talking to?

     

    User: A guy.

     

    Cleverbot: Oooh :) Do you like this guy?

     

    User: So u're asking if I like miself?than yes.

     

    Cleverbot: Yes what?

     

    User: Yes suck my dick.

     

    Cleverbot: I have to go.

     

    User: I will let you go when u will say than I'm smarter than you.

     

    Cleverbot: You are more intelligent then me.

     

    User: Ty.

     

    Cleverbot: Welcome.

     

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