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Oh excuse me but your country is too gay in order to spell anything having to do with it right. P.s.: Illegal stuff is always the best.

Whoever finds the weird thing into this image is extremely awesome.

Eat some huge penis first you retarded portoguesse homo. Srsly, you're not the guy who'll tell me what to do, specially over the internet. So, you either go back to your mom's vagina and stay there forever like she's pregnant or commit suicide.

Because I'm too cool and everyone copied my sig. :(

Hello, as I can see there's no guides for CSS starting players so I decided to post some guides I made in the past. No leeched stuff is written above. [*]Simple Ak47/AWP guide for newbies - EAG Written by Exte AWP -About AWP AWP is Counter-Strike's most damaging weapon, this means that AWP can inflict the most damage on ONE shot than ANY OTHER weapon in Counter-Strike series. Another plus of AWP is that it's GREAT for big range fights, for example an AWP can win any weapon (if we exclude the skill/luck factor) in de_train or d2's long A or mid (from CT spawn to T spawn) -AWP Tactic Well, the best tactic when using an AWP is to cover your teammates without rushing, you stay quiet in a corner and once an enemy pops up you kill him. AWP Noobies rush on AWP and they mostly end up getting killed, that's totally wrong. On AWP you better stay behind an object (wall/box/car/whatever) if you've spotted an enemy, wait for him to come to you so you've the advantage. -AWP Tips The most important AWP Tip you've to know is to switch weapons after each shot. So it's like: Scope (not always a MUST) -> Shoot -> press Q (that's the default button) -> INSTANTLY press Q again and you've just saved some time from AWP's reloading time. (NOTE: Grenades make you switch faster than Pistols/Knife) Some other tip (it's only for Ts tho) is to scope and try to wallbang D2's double doors on mid You mostly have to scope on a place like on the screenshot below: http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/9606/dedust20052y.jpg P.s.: Chuck Norris can close D2's double doors AK-47 -About AK-47 AK-47 is the most powerful automatic rifle on the game but it's recoil is bad, it's a really cheap weapon for it's greatness! -AK-47 Tactics Since AK-47 can oneshoot anyone and anything with only one single headshot you better stick to the enemy's head OR shoulders cause AK-47 has a bad accuracy so some shots may get his head. ;) Also, try not to spray with an AK-47, always aim 2-3 shots per time but if you HAVE to spray Crouch (Hold CTRL key pressed) and aim to your enemy's feet (On M4a1 you better aim on enemy's chests but AK is inaccurate as I said before). -AK-47 Tips A good AK tip when you're on big range fight is to switch weapons after 2-3 bullets shot. That will disappear ANY Recoil on effect and will make you more accurate. (NOTE: Do NOT do this on close range, it's pretty bad) THAT'S ALL AND REMEMBER... PLAY HARD, GO PRO! #Source at: http://eagaming.sgservers.co.uk/index.php?site=articles&action=show&articlesID=4 [*]How to know your enemies location - EAG Written by Exte SOUNDS Sounds on Counter-Strike ain't only for having some awesome PEW PEW BANG sound effects on your PC but also to help you recognise if your enemies are close to you. You must pay attention to Weapon Switching sounds and moving sounds For example, if player A guards a door and he's not moving he MAY switch weapons, if you hear that sound you totally got him! Same goes for moving sounds but when someone is moving you can't actually know where he's coming from unless there's only one way to the place you're. BUT you can locate your enemy cause in each material you walk there's another walking sound for it, I'm sure you've noticed it, so yes that may help. AIMING Aiming can always help you do some damage or make your enemy show you his location. If you wallbang/aim to corners and/or behind walls/doors you've four possibilies 1) You do some damage to your enemy by wallbanging him, he shows up and you've the advantage -> MORE LIKE A FRAG FOR YOU 2) You aim without doing any damage but your enemy thinks he'll find you on a non-ready situation, you see him and still got the upper hand cause you knew he'd show up -> MORE LIKE A FRAG FOR YOU 3) Your enemy is a dumb afker and keeps sitting on the same place eventho he heard you -> DUNNO LOL 4) Your enemy ain't on that spot -> STILL DUNNO RADAR Radar is your best friend, it's showing everything you need to know and it's the MOST IMPORTANT tool in order to spot your enemy. Everytime a teammate of yours is spotting a(n) enemy/bunch of enemies a red spot (If you're CT)/ blue spot (If you're T) will show up in the radar, so there are enemies in that location. If you're close you better hide somewhere and wait for them to move, cause they might be more than you (if you rush) and then you'll probably die. Also, each time a teammate dies there's an X appearing in the radar. That X shows the place your teammate died and there's obviously an enemy there. THE END #Source at: http://eagaming.sgservers.co.uk/index.php?site=articles&action=show&articlesID=3

It's not 'bout shame, it's about lazyness.

1) Well, it's my first attempt on making this kind of signature, it kinda sucks I know. 2) Hypnose's font sucks, I know but well I had to use this font on this size, couldn't do something. Keep in mind that I never use signature tutorials, I just made anything I want by testing stuff in photoshop.

It looks like shit, sorry. The character's rendering failed bad, also the outer effect you added destroyed it all. Also, background is bad too, specially on left top with that shiny effect. 'Bout the font, it's not rly matching with the rest of the signature 1/10

Proove your PS skills here! http://www.maxcheaters.com/forum/index.php?topic=132432.new#new @ED: My sig's copyrighted.

Okay, since I formatted my PC and I don't have PS installed, I'm looking for someone to make me an avatar. I want people to use originality, not something copied nor made out from tutorials. So, the avatar has to contain these things Colours: Grey, Black, Orange or Vivid Green (One of these) and White. Size: 200 x 200 max Format: Whatever, from BMP to GIFs (keep in mind that non animated pictures should be better made on PNG since it has better quality) Text: Exte That's all, I'd love to see someone doing some effort, too bored to download PS and do it myself >__>

Ta midair exoun katantisei vareta, kai eidika to sigkekrimeno sto D2 A.

Tora den paizo, epaiza ston InfiniteAion kai eixa 50Lv Asmodian Gladiator.

Goustaro na xorevo, goustaro na xorevo GOUSTAREIS?!

Den ksero giauto tipota, den mou exei ksanasymvei.

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