Do you speak English ?
- Yes.
- Name ?
- Abdul al-Rashib
- Sex ?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female ?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't it hostile ?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast..