GrisoM

u scammer that thing cost only 25$ :DDD

i've to make some profit!

In which side are you?

i'm a good guy, dont you trust me?

i am interested in that dildo...can we negotiate on the price tho? :D

sure, leave a comment:

http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/1129984292/electric_dildo_vibrators.html

i'm verified "wink wink"

Hello, my name is Osama bin GrisoM, i made several rules in mxc back in the day, but i never made anything regarding scammers (they just keep coming back, like monkey aids)

We all have been scammed at some point in our life, do you remember that friend that asked you for 5$ and he never gave you the money back? do you remember the time you got that e-mail saying that you won a new toyota 0km and all you got was a virus? DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME when you bought batman the dark knight dvd from that jamaican guy on the street and when you played the movie it turned out to be MIDGET PORN? IF YOU DO, then this guide is for you:

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If you dont want to get scammed, just follow this next few rules and i can assure you you will never lose your money to a shark ever again!

1) Dont Trust anyone! i know right? we are not dumb enough to belive someone with 1 post that registered 2 days ago, but we sometimes fall under the belif that people with time and posts (reputation? ha!) are more "trustable" than newer members, THIS IS A LIE! just look at me, less than 200 words in this post and i've already lied about 15 times. DONT TRUST NO ONE, IF ITS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE THEN IT'S NOT

2) If you decided to ignore rule number one and you decided to belive, then join the church of Jesus Christ all Mighty, we will take your money without lying to your face!

OK if you decided to buy or sell something to someone, you must have proof that they either have or dont what you want, a little example:

You are selling a Lineage 2 Electric Dildo +16 for 100$ & you only take paypal

Mr Scammyti Scam Tells you he wants the dildo & he will pay FULL PRICE

HOLY SHIT! aight, whats the 1st thing we do?

We check if this guy has more than 1 post and if those 10 posts he has are other trades with users that also have more than 1 post (maybe he created several accounts, who knows, scammers aint dumb)

here comes the trouble, who will take the 1st step on this trade? i always think the one with the money must give, half of the money 1st and when he gets the item he's buying he should give the other half, WHY? because the one with the $ can make a dispute on paypal and get his money back (UNLESS) you sent the money as personal, in which case MR scammer is spening your money on a brazzers premium account.

3) BE PATIENT, YOU GOY!

If you are trying to buy or sell anything you will have to be patient, it takes time to find someone good to trade with, not every one is a scammer out there (just 90% of them are)

4) If you didnt follow any of the rules i wrote and decided to pay 100$ for that electric dildo and you never got it, please make a thread on report section showing chat logs of how is that MR SCAMMER stole that money from you, so that way, we can laugh at you in this thread for being a complete idiot.

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Scammer Guide:

Lets say you are on the other side, and you want to scam some kid on MxC, Then This part of the guide is for you!

1) Paypal is a pain in the ass since you cant get money unless you get verified by a credit card or bank account and those 2 are not so easy to get (there are ways, like creating a virtual bank account) but even that takes time so if you want to scam someone you will have to do it big, WE ARE NOT GOING TO INVEST ALL THIS TIME TO STEAL 5$ FROM AN IDIOT, ARE WE?

2) Aight, if you got your fake account verified then its time to Scam!

look what are the things people are looking on mxc, and with that information make a juicy thread

[WTS Electric Dildos ಠ_ಠ] would be a nice example.

Over the course of 1-2 days get as many buyers as you can, put an insae price for the item and tell them you want the cash 1st.

Once you get your prey, you will have to be quick, since once they realise they are being scammed they will start a dispute and the money will be removed from your account, so BE QUICK and have a purchase ready for what ever is that you wanted the money on the 1st place

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As soon as the money is tranfered into your account tell him something like "come to X" and i'll give you the dildo! while he goes there spend all the HARD WORKING MONEY YOU JUST EARNED ON PORN ACCOUNTS (because what else can you buy on internet with stolen money really, its not like you are gonna donate that to the african red cross, are we?)

3) SPENT ALL THE MONEY? TIME TO BAIL

close & delete any trace you ever existed, paypal is not going to send the FBI to put you in jail for 100 stolen bucks, but its better not to leave any mark, thats why thiefs always wear gloves ^^ (if you can use proxy during the whole scammity scam deal)

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Enjoy Watching Free Porn!

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can i've a pretty princess rank?

Death Lord Hallate doesnt really fit my style

can i've a pretty princess rank?

So in case you dont know yet (where were you at bro?) i'm getting married soon, and i need ideas, what should i write on the ring? i dont want the boring stuff most people choose like "date of marrige" "i love you 4ever"

any suggestions? remember its gotta be short like "i'm not free anymore"

Fourth reich & or Ruler of hell

no :happyforever:

i got a pm already but i dont want to trade, just sell ;_;

no one intrested? account has everything unlocked, max lvl, & half the price for mxc.

i'm selling my origin account that has battlfield 3 plus premium (you can play bf4 beta with it) really cheap (paypal only)

anyone intrested? uber cheap price for mxc.

add me on skype: jf_cavalli@hotmail.com

need 5$, will return anything but money.

Still micro payments ;(

free to play = micro transactions, but still, you have the warranty that says "we are not closing any time soon" while any java or off l2 server can go down at any given time.

last time i checked, the real l2 went free to play when they had to close 1:2 of their servers due to korean people realising l2 is one of the most boring mmorpgs in the world.

why not play the real deal, its not like you have to pay anything now.

Wish it was that simple in my country >.>

how does it work there?

Then it's ok. Many there spents more money in their marriage than their car

its up to them to see what to prioritise in life, for me a fancy wedding is not on the list.

pro tip, embed & re-write the link, you might catch a fool or two:

www.shakiranudepictures.org

Altho, I have 1 question. Do you have your own house or you'll live on rent?

we live on "our" own house (its mine really), i inherited a good amount of money after my dad died.

Having a home to live with the woman of your dreams than spenting thousants of hundreds of dolars for a marriage is equal of buying a house. It's the top priority on my to-do list

what do you mean with "spenting thousants of hundreds of dolars for a marriage" ? we are just throwing a small party for close family-friends, and thats it.

we are getting the real marrige not the "god-church" one.

that happened to my sister's kitten 5-6 or more years ago while it was waking me up 4 am, too bad it was too late to find it the next day the road was close :/

the fun part is i had 2 tamagochis, i felt bad after throwing that one, so i bought another one, the second one had a worst faith, a friend of mine decided it would be funny to put the tamagochi on the freezer and tell me 1 day later where it was, when i finally found the thing it was stucked making a high pitched noise, i wasnt able to reset the thing and i had to throw it into the trash.

god damn tamagochis

Tell the truth.

you've let her pregnant and you got no other choise. :D

you think i would be posting here if i had a baby on the way?

i would be on a boat to dubai and i would change my name to abu dabi jav gris

15. The Rolls-Royce of two-wheeled vehicles:

i once fell from one of those and skinned my knees so badly, cant say that i miss that one.

and i also threw my tamagochi out of the window one night when it woke me up at 3 am asking for food.

so catchy

You ARE kidding right? :D

no, i'm getting married, to a great woman  :D

Yeah and I've been with a girl for 2 years but GUYS! GUYS! We're still young :D

:o

Advocatus Diaboli

the legend never dies

Well that's the last thing that I expected.

why's that?

Btw gratz dude :)

thanks bud.

Wow u came here to post it ?

 

Congratz!

i come to mxc 2 times per year, i like to post the big news when i do, and this time it was this  :D

So finally you are getting married, finally we have our own woman.

lolwut?

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